Editors
Note:
Due to
the frequency of undivine revelations coming from the lips of the
notsomighty Rick Warren and the way that people are accepting his
words as authority; we here at SAID Radio have decided to make this
an ongoing segment that will now be known as “Thus Saith the Rick.”
THUS
SAITH THE RICK:
What
has Rick Warren been up to this time? It seems he has decided to
take a stab at his critics, the scourge of the internet underworld:
the Bloggers.
A
little bit of history on the bloggers. They once came to and fro
before the presence of Rick Warren and obeyed his every words until
one day Chris Rosebrough, ArchPirate of the Saddleback host opened up
his Bible and read it's words aloud to everyone present. It became
apparent that Rick's Words did not match with what was being said in
this Holy Book and Chris decided to post up an article on the
internet and start an audio podcast. Infuriated, Rick Warren cast
him out of Saddleback and a third of the host followed him. These
have been reserved for everlasting darkness in their mother's
basement's chained to a beanbag with an endless supply of Cheetos at
their side.
Ok,
that's not really what happened, but you get the point.


